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What Babies Really Want for Christmas, According to a 10-Month-Old

John Dykes for Reader’s Digest Dear Santa, I am a ten-month-old baby, and I am writing to you because my mother has been sending out my Christmas list to people, and her list does not in any way represent the things I really want. I don’t really want stacking cups. …

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34 Funny Town Names You Won’t Believe Are Real

Asylum, Pennsylvania Emma Kapotes/Rd.com, iStock “Asylum” often brings creepy or scary images to mind, but this township draws its name from the other definition of the word. During the French Revolution, refugees who escaped the violence took shelter in Pennsylvania and founded the village of Azilum. Many residents returned to …

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He Saw the Yankees Play a Perfect Game—And Almost Wet His Pants

iStock/Rdlamkin My grandfather was a baseball fanatic and a huge New York Yankees fan. On October 8, 1956, he took my father, my older brother and me to the fifth game of the World Series, pitting the New York Yankees against the Brooklyn Dodgers. Don Larsen was pitching—the Perfect Game, …

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19 Funny Thanksgiving Help-Line Calls You’ll Be Glad You Didn’t Make

Saving Thanksgiving iStock/oliale72 For three decades, the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line has answered the desperate pleas of hundreds of thousands of holiday cooks. As you can imagine, in that time the staff of 50-plus experts has heard some pretty outlandish tales of Turkey Day mishaps, and fielded some truly bewildering questions. …

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One Awful Hair Salon Experience Made This Man Embrace His Graying Hair

illustration by Joe Ciardiello It was supposed to be our secret. My hairdresser claimed to possess a special elixir that could subtly, naturally, almost undetectably “blend away” gray hair, which, at 45, I had a touch of. Sitting before the mirror in her chair, uncertain whether to start the masquerade, …

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16 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share Around the Table

Q: What’s the traditional way to celebrate? “I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” —Jon Stewart Q: What’s the #1 lesson of Thanksgiving? “Thanksgiving is an emotional time. …

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How to Pick the Perfect Tattoo, as Explained by Bob Odenkirk

Nishant Choksi for Reader’s Digest First, pause! A tattoo, drawn in permanent ink, will stay on your body forever, so you need to make the RIGHT CHOICE. You need time to think about the possibilities, contemplate what has meaning for you, and consider how the image will age with you. …

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This Man’s Girlfriend Sent Him “The Longest Letter Ever Received By an Airman.” Here’s What It Looked Like.

Reminisce Magaine On October 22, 1960, two fellow airmen and I hitchhiked from our base in Wichita Falls, Texas, to Denton for a weekend getaway. We had hardly thanked our driver for the ride before two pretty girls from Texas Woman’s University spotted our crisp blue uniforms and invited us …

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Here Are 50 of the Dumbest Laws in Every State

Alabama: No stink bombs or confetti Emma Kapotes/Rd.com Alaska: No getting drunk in a bar Emma Kapotes/Rd.com Arizona: No spitting in public Emma Kapotes/Rd.com In the town of Goodyear, Arizona, it is unlawful to spit “in or on” any public building, park, sidewalk, or road. Offenders may be charged a …

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These Are the 75 Funniest Quotes of All Time (Memorize Them!)

  Illustration by John Cuneo At Reader’s Digest, we’re always on the lookout for the best quotes ever uttered. We fill our buckets with stirring quotes that explain the meaning of life, wise quotes that stop arguments in their tracks, classic movie quotes that give us chills, epic quotes that …

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